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Soviet Socialist Republic Of Polotsk And Vitebsk
Савецкая Сацыялістычная Рэспубліка Полацк і Віцебск (Belarusian) Советская Социалистическая Республика Полоцк и Витебск (Russian)
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"Workers Of The World Unite!"
|Official languages||Byelorussian· Russian|
|Legislature||The Peoples Congress Of The Commissars|
|Congress Of Nationalities|
|Congress Of The Union|
|2 September 2020|
• Constitution Declared
|18 September 2020|
|475,442 km2 (183,569 sq mi) (54th)|
• Water (%)
• July 2012 estimate
• 2005 census
|39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th)|
|GDP (PPP)||2011 estimate|
• Per capita
|GDP (nominal)||2011 estimate|
• Per capita
|HDI (2011)|| 0.482|
low · 150th
|Time zone||UTC+3 (Belarus Time)|
• Summer (DST)
|UTC+3 (not observed)|
|ISO 3166 code||ISO 3166-2:Template:ISO 3166 code|
The Soviet Socialist Republic Of Polotsk And Vitebsk ( SSR Of Polotsk And Vitebsk Or SSRPV; Russian : Советская Социалистическая Республика Полоцк и Витебск, .tr Sovetskaya Sotsialisticheskaya Respublika Polotsk i Vitebsk, Belarusian : Савецкая Сацыялістычная Рэспубліка Полацк і Віцебск, .tr Savieckaja Sacyjalistyčnaja Respublika Polack i Viciebsk. is a large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 56 million Ruthenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Polotsk And Vitebskian economy, worth 1.90 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,851 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, only adults may purchase violent video games, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polotsk And Vitebsk's national animal is the Wisent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Polotsk And Vitebsk is ranked 33,467th in the world and 237th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Secular, with 33.68 Atheism Rate.